Hey there, welcome to our contact page! We’re thrilled that you want to get in touch with us, but before you do, we have a few ground rules.
First of all, please don’t send us any hate mail. We’re just a bunch of product reviewers trying to make the world a better place, one review at a time. If you have any criticism, please keep it constructive and polite.
Secondly, we’re not interested in buying any snake oil or miracle cures. We’ve tried them all and they don’t work. Trust us, we’re experts.
Lastly, if you’re going to send us a message, please make it funny. We’re a bunch of goofballs and we love a good laugh. If you can make us snort coffee out of our noses, you’ve won our hearts.
Now that we’ve got that out of the way, feel free to send us a message! We’ll do our best to get back to you as soon as possible. Just don’t be surprised if our response is full of bad puns and dad jokes. We can’t help ourselves.
All Inquiries: ryan@goldstarlab.com